Showing posts with label drugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drugs. Show all posts

9/26/2007

snap!

this is something that has actually crossed my mind before...

rehab

7/24/2007

Health

While avoiding the advances of a tragic little mess last Sunday, I happened upon this bit of wisdom.

MESS: Do you have a cigarette?
Q: I don't smoke.
MESS: How healthy.
Q: I drink though.
MESS: You're still healthy.
Q: I use injection drugs.
MESS: (decides that I am still healthy just for not smoking)

If all it takes to be healthy is not smoking, all of you had better quit.

I see a rule hidden in here somewhere.

7/08/2007

meant to be broken

rule #18: you have to break rule number 17 to truly appreciate its worth

rule #333: if smurfette sits on your face a full rules assessment must be done before going out in public.

by the by... eilujsion is posting through me. she can't come to the keyboard at the moment, which reminds me of another rule....

rule #56: you're only emo on the outside.