A list of damages

So 2oh challenged me to make a list.

And so far I have 0, ZERO, 0 items for this list.

My needs are met, I guess.
And then perhaps I just don't NEED another FRIEND

I think the only thing I'm currently missing is that I don't feel as pretty, or for that fact very lovable, but that's my damage, and isn't that what this is all about... ?