Bite your tongue faggot.

Did you know?

"Drunk Dialing is the hottest new trend in all the big gay circles, and you can't throw your drink at the club without hitting a bitch on her cellphone."

--FagTrends d. Bar Report

And as is typical, I am not in on the fad. With my obsessive need to be different, and because I am stuck in the Jurassic age of cellular technology, I drunk text. Oh but not my friends, just myself.

Ms.Manners tells me that when you're handed the keys to a blog, it is customary to introduce yourself. How polite.

To offer some insight into the workings of Q, I publish for the first time, notes from a drunk.

Jan 24 : Potato Zine
Jan 30 : Mr bigstuff
Feb 01 : I could be a mason. But I don't believe in god
Mar 08 : One minute
Mar 09 : Bite your tongue faggot
Mar 14 : The pussy song
Mar 15 : Jump
Mar 15 : Shave your face rebel
Mar 18 : Dear eagle denver. I want music to sex to.
not music to get my nails done to
Mar 19 : Pulling muscles from a shell
Mar 26 : Hakuna Stigmaa
Apr 04 : I'm so in love with myself
Apr 08 : I'm a stinky boy
Apr 09 : My hands smell like him

Bored.

--q